Where do I apply to become part of the homeless rate statistic? I doubt any of those people who compute the homeless percentage know that I am indeed homeless.
I’m also doing my part to increase the unemployment rate. By picking up this second job, that means that there’s some struggling singer-songwriter out there who didn’t get a job playing shows at nigt at bars because I beat him to it.
Must have been affirmative action.
Left Lawrence at 12:15am
Arrived Sharon at 4:15am
I bet that guy is pissed that I’m still alive.
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Aaron Traffas farms near Sharon, Kansas. He currently generates content at HeavyWorth and, before that, spent 18 years with Purple Wave in Manhattan, Kansas. A 2017 nominee for Songwriter of the Year at the Rocky Mountain CMAs, Aaron is an active singer and songwriter and the Aaron Traffas Band's latest release, Enter: The Wind, can be found at iTunes, Amazon and Spotify. Aaron served as president of the Kansas Auctioneers Association in 2017 and on the National Auctioneers Association Education Institute Board of Trustees from 2009 through 2013. An active contract bid caller, he has advanced to the finals in multiple state auctioneer contests.