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Agriculture, skepticism, politics
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Agriculture, skepticism, politics

Broken cooters

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So there’s this girl I’ve decided I like
I’ve also decided not to pursue it
Every time I make up my mind
I’m good at making an ass of myself

"Don’t get me wrong, I love solitude. I like it best in relationships." -Alan Shore, Boston Legal

I have an auction tomorrow
We print stickers to put on every item
They detail the sale order
We have a messed up printer
The very left margin gets eaten up
Sometimes it skips a character
I put the stickers on myself tonight
We’re selling a bunch of electric cooters


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Aaron Traffas farms near Sharon, Kansas. When he's not farming, he works for Purple Wave. A 2017 nominee for Songwriter of the Year at the Rocky Mountain CMAs, Aaron is an active singer and songwriter and the Aaron Traffas Band's latest release, 2023's Real Small Town, can be found at iTunes, Amazon and Spotify. Aaron served as president of the Kansas Auctioneers Association in 2017 and on the National Auctioneers Association Education Institute Board of Trustees from 2009 through 2013. An active contract bid caller, he has advanced to the finals in multiple state auctioneer contests.

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