Twitter updates for 2008-05-01
- As I get older, I’m realizing more and more the truth of the old adage "ignorance is bliss". The stupider a person is, the happier he is. #
Twitter updates for 2008-04-30
- it used to be that $20 would last me for a week. I couldn’t make $20 last me through a 2 day road trip without digging for extra quarters. #
- Kansas would be more fun if I wasn’t the only one with a Twitter account. http://www.twitter.com #
Twitter updates for 2008-04-29
Twitter updates for 2008-04-28
Private party, Alva, Okl.
On a Thursdee at Longhorns
Maddy and I are sitting here, alternating single-scotch with the bottles of beer, watching this girl digging Russell Lovenstein. We’re playing the Goat Bash on Saturday with a ton of beer and friends. Sunday at Bobby T’s. Here’s Lucas to see how he does with a Treo log…
Maddy here now…thinking that the goat bash and sixteen kegs of beer may have legitimate claim as a ton of beer…research to follow…
20 minutes later…
2560 lbs of beer. That’s assuming a 160 lbs keg..they range from 155 to 165, so light beer, which contains less alcohol, which weighs less than water, actually has more water..so light beer is heavier…who would have thought.
10 minutes later…
Aaron now. We just had a discussion about beer, its alcohol and sugar and what makes light beer light. We decided we don’t know, but that 16 kegs is a metric-fuck-ton of beer
Lucas: So we agreed to jointly blow it out our ass.
Aaron: My foot is asleep
Lucas:and my beer is warm.