• The Mamas and the Papas
    There’s a group about which I haven’t thought in a while
    Heaven forbid I dangle a prepisition

    78.25 hours last week
    It will all be over on Monday
    I can’t wait to work 9-5 again
    Perhaps I’ll have time to work on websites

    All the leaves are brown

  • I just got a haircut at the mall
    My hair, I said, was getting too tall
    I gave her the order
    To cut it much shorter
    I now look so old I could bawl

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  • "Alberta bound, Alberta bound, it’s good to be Alberta bound"
    -Gordon Lightfoot

    Ok, so perhaps I’m only going to Wichita.
    But I’ll be carrying a big stick.
    Or, at least a big trailer.
    40′ long, plus the hitch
    I always wanted to drive a semi

    Then I could report UFOs and other crazy things truckers do when they’ve been on the road too long. It’s only the Aurora project, but it’d be fun to call in and try to convince the gullible that I’d seen a UFO.

  • No, I did not forget. I did make an entry yesterday. There is a glitch in the log program. Every post is two hours behind. I’m waiting on the Chivalrous Productions tech support to fix the problem. I’m still strong at one per day.

  • So there’s this girl I’ve decided I like
    I’ve also decided not to pursue it
    Every time I make up my mind
    I’m good at making an ass of myself

    "Don’t get me wrong, I love solitude. I like it best in relationships." -Alan Shore, Boston Legal

    I have an auction tomorrow
    We print stickers to put on every item
    They detail the sale order
    We have a messed up printer
    The very left margin gets eaten up
    Sometimes it skips a character
    I put the stickers on myself tonight
    We’re selling a bunch of electric cooters

  • Still sluggish, though I feel great
    Had a weird show last night in Tonganoxie
    Had one guy for the first 30 minutes use me as a jukebox
    He’d yell it, I’d play it
    Then he became less interested as I became more
    In the girl who was playing pool right in front of the stage
    I couldn’t tell if she was 18 or 28
    That reminded me again why I play music
    So I could tell beautiful women how I don’t know any Kenny Chesney or Dirks Bentley

    Swung back by Lawrence to finish the party there
    Decided it would be a better place to be than on I70
    Rolled back into Manhattan at noon
    Looked at G’s bass amp
    Decided again not to take it back yet

    Booked a couple shows out west
    January vacation
    The week after I go to Colorado
    I get to go to Lenora and Ellis
    Right…right…

    Bliggity blam
    I lost my Red Sox hat
    I guess I’ll have to buy yet another one
    That makes two I’ve lost
    One of which was literally eaten by a friend’s dog

    "To the dog house I stroll" -Blaine Younger

  • For anyone in the area, I’ll be playing a solo acoustic show tonight at Helen’s Hilltop in Tonganoxie, KS, just west of Kansas City.

    I’ll try to sing a song in every key.

    I think I’ll stop by MP’s and mooch some Hamm’s.

    How much?