Patriots, act

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Hey Bush. Nice speech. “weapons of mass destruction-related program activities”? Who? Niner? “unleash the compassion of America’s religious institutions”? UNLEASH? If I’d wanted a sermon from a pulpit I’d have gone to church. …………………. Can’t fund education? Cut taxes! Can’t fund troops? Cut taxes! Got a hangnail? Cut taxes!

Iowa is a really cool place

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I feel like Trevor Burgess two months ago…no log for a week…kidding. I figure I’d better update it as my people are growing restless. OK, so it’s just Tyler giving me a hard time, but I need to be more regular. A lot has been happening. Let’s start from the beginning. Wednesday was a great […]

Hiatus

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Sorry about the gap. I’ve been focusing exclusively on the Purple Wave and I’ve been really sick. I finally sold for a while yesterday at our big clock auction and I’d sell one lot, cough a few times, and sell another. I normally wouldn’t have been up at all but Aaron was in the same […]

Bush works in mysterious ways

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I got really sick after the football game on Saturday. I went to bed rather early and was lying down this morning with my Sunday religious experience when I realized something. I jokingly refer to politics as my religion, but I think that the Bush administration actually believes that the American people should be its […]

If I don't cry tonight…

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I was flipping through the channels last night before going to sleep and I caught President Clinton giving an address at the Kennedy Center. He spoke about what he’d done in Africa since he’s left office while making jokes (quite tasteful and funny) about the current administration. I cried. I really did. I cannot understand […]