"Alberta bound, Alberta bound, it’s good to be Alberta bound"
-Gordon Lightfoot
Ok, so perhaps I’m only going to Wichita.
But I’ll be carrying a big stick.
Or, at least a big trailer.
40′ long, plus the hitch
I always wanted to drive a semi
Then I could report UFOs and other crazy things truckers do when they’ve been on the road too long. It’s only the Aurora project, but it’d be fun to call in and try to convince the gullible that I’d seen a UFO.