I have figured out the secret of life. You can’t wait for others to amuse you. You can’t expect it because it won’t happen. You have to amuse yourself, whether to the amusement of others or at their expense.
I’ve been re-watching season one of Boston Legal because it’s that good. I’ve realized that some days are Denny Crane days and some days are Alan Shore days. Today is a very Denny Crane day.
I have four hours to finish a press release, tweak an auction flyer, and write a TV commercial. Denny Crane.